Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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