How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Vodka?
Forever.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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