Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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