Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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