16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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