We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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