Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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