i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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