Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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