The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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