ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.