Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My dick has a subreddit
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative