yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.