This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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