You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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