Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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