Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
