would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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