Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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