But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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