doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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