Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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