I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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