where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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