Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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