Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
