the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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