Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I supernannyed him into submission
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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