She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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