She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
