Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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