yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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