I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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