How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
All the doctor said was why
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
