i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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