Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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