Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just high enough for therapy.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
There's even glitter on my cock...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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