North Korea, Best Korea!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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