A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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