big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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