Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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