these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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