That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
and she was petting her beer can
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
