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• (408): View more from California

  she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

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• (619): View more from California

  do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.

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• (209): View more from California

  His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever

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