I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.