Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm super disappointed in my clit.