if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Someone came in the potted fern
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You almost got us killed.
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You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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