Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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