some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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