It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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