I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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