hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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