yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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