Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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