I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Betty ford says i'm here all night
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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