I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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