Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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