They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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