Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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