Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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