By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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